Of course I am staying in a really nice apartment while I am here, it was a trade that I made with this other guy I never met. He needed my apartment and I needed his. In fact I moved most of my stuff out, but this did not matter to him at all. My lease is going to be up before I get back there, so there is not much there that I care about. My neighbors are the exciting thing here, it turned out that the three of them are Salt Lake City escorts who love to have fun and party. It was not hard to notice them. The first day I was there I drank my coffee on the balcony and one of them asked me if I had more coffee. I looked over and it was an incredible sight, it looked like she had jumped straight out of the centerfold of a playboy magazine. In fact she was not wearing a bikini top and asked me if I minded.
I laughed at this and told them that they could strut around topless all that they liked. Of course it took me a week to figure out what they did. At the top one of them was giving me a free laptop while all three of them were drinking shots of expensive tequila. Apparently they were bored and I was just lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time. One of them took out a deck of cards and they began to cut. I was shocked when I realized that it was over me. Out of curiosity I asked what it would cost if I was paying the three of them to do what they had already done, which was all you could pay some of them for.